The Badass Website
Because the best time to start making more money is now.
The BadassWebsite is a copywriting package for businesses who needed a wildly effective website yesterday. All the copy you need to start making more moolah (and bigger impact) - in just 7 days.
If you're the type that...
hates waiting (even if it's for ice-cream on a hot day in Disneyland),
can't stand endless back-and-forth with copywriters who don't "get" your voice,
doesn't enjoy writing (or staring at a blank page for days),
prefers to hire an expert to get it all done for you,
or refuses to sound like every other Joe-Schmoe in your industry,
... we're the right people for you!
Want us to write your website? Here's how it works.
Starting at USD 2997. Includes 1-week turnaround.
Because your time is priceless.
- Everything from the BrandQuest
- 3 x One-liner Bio
- 3 x Short Bios (~5 lines)
- 5 x Scroll-Stopping Taglines
- Opt-in Offer Idea + Copy
- Wow-inspiring 30-second Company "Pitch"
- Jaw-dropping Testimonials (up to 6)
- Wildly-Effective Web Copy (up to 8 pages)
- Home Page
- About Page
- Services Page
- 4 x Bonus Pages (your choice)
- Come-hither Contact Page
- 1 Rapid-Fire Revision (Live!)
Plus, these strategic resources for long-term success:
- Client Avatar Playbook - so you have boss-level clarity about your target customers.
- Brand Voice Cheatsheet - so all your future copy sounds as badass as your website.
- Website Wireframes - so you can put your hot-new copy at the right places for max conversions (and $ales).
Have questions? Let's talk!
Packages start at USD 2997.
Your WTFs? and HTFs? - Answered.
+ How quickly can I get my BadassWebsite done - after we finish with the BrandQuest?
All BrandQuest sessions are held on Wednesdays. On Thursday, you get your final brief. We'll start on your BadassWebsite as soon as you complete the full payment. If that happens before Friday - you'll get your website delivered by the following Friday (if you stick to our feedback process + deadlines).
+ Why are your packages more expensive than other copywriters?
The short answer: "If you think hiring a professional is expensive, try hiring an amateur."
Our clients typically want to get massive results + value their time deeply - so they choose to work with us, instead of cheap-o copywriters who take forever.
The long answer: Most copywriters don't think strategically about their clients' brands + how they can dominate in their industry, raise their rates and create a wildly profitable business. We're not in the business of putting words on your website - we're in the business of making YOU a shit-ton of money. And we get it done in 1 week flat (instead of 4-6 weeks for most copywriters).
+ I wish I had found you before I hired my ex-copywriter. Where have you been all my life?! And how quickly can do you my website?
Oh, we hear this from clients all the time - sorry to hear about your experience! We've been right here since 2012 - but looks like the Internet bus driver chose to drop your ass off at our door today. If you want to get started immediately - you can book your BrandQuest right away by clicking the "Get Started" button below.
+ What are the "bonus pages" I can choose in my packages?
It's totally up to you! But here are some ideas to get you started: Services - Overview page, Learn More page(s) for your packages, Landing page, Coming Soon page, Squeeze Page, Short Sales Page, Thank You pages, eCommerce Product page, and Team page.
+ I'm kind of a pain in the butt - what if I want the entire website to be re-written? How do I get more revisions?
Usually, our clients don't need more revisions - because our process captures all your feedback during our 1-1 sessions. In case you're not happy with the end product - you can purchase 2 rounds of feedback + revisions at the the discount rate of USD 497.
+ Can I substitute something else for the opt-in copy?
No, you shouldn't be doing that - your website absolutely needs great opt-in copy to grow your email list and your business. Don't skimp on it - your future self will thank you.
+ Will you actually write the opt-in offer for me?
No, I won't be able to help you create the PDF, video or the actual content people opt-in to receive. That's not included in the BadassWebsite packages.
+ What if I want to upgrade to a bigger package mid-way?
Sure, you can "top-up" the balance to upgrade to a larger package. We may need a few more days to get it done - but we're happy to accomodate your request.