Step 2: The BadassWebsite
Because the best time to start making more money is now.

The BadassWebsite™ is a brand strategy + copywriting package for businesses who needed a wildly effective website yesterday. All the copy you need to level up your website, start making more moolah and get more of your best clients - in just 7 days. 


If you're the type that...

  • hates waiting (even for roller-coasters at Disneyland),

  • can't stand endless back-and-forth with copywriters who don't "get" your voice, 

  • doesn't enjoy writing (or staring at a blank page for days),

  • prefers to hire an expert to get it all done for you,

  • refuses to sound like every other Joe-Schmoe in your industry,

  • wants to start making $$$$$ pronto,

... bingo! The internet bus driver has dropped you off at the right place. 


The Process

Want us to write your website? Here's how it works. 

  1)  Book your BadassWebsite (packages below).

1) Book your BadassWebsite (packages below).

  2 a)  Show up for your BrandQuest - we'll create the perfect bold, irreverent messaging for your brand.    2 b)  Approve the brand brief + tag-lines within the next 24 hours. 

2 a) Show up for your BrandQuest - we'll create the perfect bold, irreverent messaging for your brand. 

2 b) Approve the brand brief + tag-lines within the next 24 hours. 

  3)  We start crafting your website copy based on your brand brief + choice of pages. 

3) We start crafting your website copy based on your brand brief + choice of pages. 

  4)  Et voila! Get your wildly-effective web copy - written, edited and  ready-to-go in just 7 days .   All you need to do is copy-paste our words into your existing (or new) website - and watch the results soar!

4) Et voila!
Get your wildly-effective web copy - written, edited and ready-to-go in just 7 days

All you need to do is copy-paste our words into your existing (or new) website - and watch the results soar!


You're probably wondering: "Do you only write copy for loud, in-your-face, "casual" brands? What if I need the copy to be professional?"

The short answer? No, we create copy that stands out and converts for all kinds of businesses and audiences - in your real-life voice.  The long answer? Our former clients include B2B SaaS companies, accountants, financial service providers, SEO agencies, corporate recruitment consultants, investment management firms, business coaches and hardware companies. If you don't want to sound like everyone else - and still create a professional website, we're just the right people for you. 


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"The positioning and tone of voice Satya created for my brand are totally spot-on. She went beyond my initial ideas and created something way better - which is exactly what I needed. 
Plus, her process is easy and pain-free. Even with the time difference, she worked so much faster than I could have managed. I love working with people who promise a whole lot and then over-deliver.  You did that, Satya." 
- Randy Owens, Financial Connections


YOUR OPTIONS TO LEVEL UP

All packages include 1-week turnaround. 
Because your time is priceless!


STARTER plan

Includes:

  • Everything from the BrandQuest
  • One-liner Bio
  • Short Bio (~5 lines)
  • 5 Headlines 
  • Wildly-Effective Web Copy (up to 3 pages) 
    • Home Page
    • About Page
    • Services Page
  • 1 Rapid-Fire Revision (Live call!) 
  • Includes 1-week turnaround.

$6997

boss plan

Includes:

  • Everything from the BrandQuest
  • One-liner Bio
  • Short Bio (~5 lines)
  • 5 Headlines  
  • Opt-in Offer Idea + Copy
  • Wildly-Effective Web Copy (up to 6 pages of your choice) 
    • Home Page
    • About Page
    • Services Page
    • 2 x Bonus Pages (your choice)
    • Come-hither Contact Page
  • 1 Rapid-Fire Revision (Live call!) 
  • Includes 1-week turnaround.

$9997*

*Most popular

Need a custom website? No worries - just tell us what you need when we get on a call. :) 

VIP PLAN

Includes:

  • Everything from the BrandQuest
  • 3 One-liner Bios (for your team)
  • 3 Short Bios (for your team)
  • 5 Headlines
  • Opt-in Offer Idea + Copy 
  • Jaw-dropping Testimonials (up to 6)
  • Wildly-Effective Web Copy (up to 9 pages of your choice)
    • Home Page
    • About Page
    • Services Page
    • 5 x Bonus Pages (your choice)
    • Come-hither Contact Page
  • 1 Rapid-Fire Revision (Live call!)
  • Bonus: 2 x Revisions (over email)
  • Includes 1-week turnaround.

$14,997


(Wondering how we're able to do 1-week turnaround -when other copywriters need 4-6 weeks? 
Tight process + 1:1 attention. Yep, you're the only client we'll be working with during our 1 week together. Welcome to the First Class Lounge of the copywriting business! You're gonna love it.) 


WANT SOMETHING SMALLER?
Take a stroll through our shop. We have digital products and mini-services to scratch all your copy-related itches. 


(MUTUAL) LOVIN' FROM happy CLIENTS

 

Have questions? Click that button!


Your WTFs? and HTFs? - Answered. 

+ How quickly can I get my website done - after we finish with the BrandQuest?

All BrandQuest sessions are held on Mondays. By the folowing Monday, you'll get all the copy, if you're able to give us timely feedback during the week.

+ Why are your packages more expensive than other copywriters?

The short answer: "If you think hiring a professional is expensive, try hiring an amateur."

Our clients typically want to get massive results + value their time deeply - so they choose to work with us, instead of cheap-o copywriters who take forever.

The long answer: Most copywriters don't think strategically about their clients' brands + how they can dominate in their industry, raise their rates and create a wildly profitable business. We're not in the business of putting words on your website - we're in the business of making YOU a shit-ton of money. And we get it done in 1 week flat (instead of 4-6 weeks for most copywriters).

+ I wish I had found you before I hired my ex-copywriter. Where have you been all my life?! And how quickly can do you my website?

Oh, we hear this from clients all the time - sorry to hear about your experience! We've been right here since 2013 - but looks like the Internet bus driver chose to drop your ass off at our door today. If you want to get started immediately - you can book your BrandQuest by booking a call below.

+ What are the "bonus pages" I can choose in my packages?

It's totally up to you! But here are some ideas to get you started: Services - Overview page, Learn More page(s) for your packages, Landing page, Coming Soon page, Squeeze Page, Short Sales Page, Thank You pages, eCommerce Product page, and Team page.

+ I'm kind of a pain in the butt - what if I want the entire website to be re-written? How do I get more revisions?

Usually, our clients don't need more revisions - because our process captures all your feedback during our 1-1 sessions. In case you're not happy with the end product - you can purchase 2 rounds of feedback + revisions at the the discounted rate of USD 997.

+ Can I substitute something else for the opt-in copy?

No, you shouldn't be doing that - your website absolutely needs great opt-in copy to grow your email list and your business. Don't skimp on it - your future self will thank you.

+ Will you actually write the opt-in offer for me?

No, we won't be able to help you create the PDF, video or the actual content people opt-in to receive. That's not included in our packages.

+ What if I want to upgrade to a bigger package mid-way?

Sure, you can "top-up" the balance to upgrade to a larger package. We may need a few more days to get it done - but we're happy to accommodate your request.


get more clients - starting this week. Ready?