The BrandQuest
Your edge + unique story on a platter - in just 3 hours.

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During our branding + messaging intensive - we'll dig into what you do, what your clients really want, and most importantly - how you're different. 

All you need to do is show up and talk to us. We'll give you your edge on a silver platter - along with a compelling story - that makes clients go bananas to work with you. 

(Yes, we really make it that easy. And we're quite entertaining!)

Step 1: Pour yourself some 🍷 and come talk to us.

Step 1: Pour yourself some 🍷 and come talk to us.


During our session, we'll tackle muy importante questions, like:

  • What's your unique process, story and personality with the most (eye)ball-grabbing powers?
  • Is your message easy to consume, different and unforgettable?
  • Does it inspire curiosity about your brand? 
  • Do your packages + pricing resonate with your best clients?  
  • Does it have the persuasion chops to evoke a "OMG yes" - immediately?


Most service businesses don't know how to stand out from their peers, because *what* they offer is exactly the same as everyone else. But how you talk about yourself + your business can (and should) be different.

Defining your own edgy, #badass style allows you to rise above your peers and be the star of a "category of one" in your industry. It makes you the diva everyone wants to get a piece of. 

The result? You attract your dream clients, effortlessly. Your leads don't balk at your prices or compare you to Super-cheap Sally. You have a solid, paid-in-full waitlist - booked months in advance. You stop hustling for every sale.

Step 2: We'll work our magic and give your business a badass makeover. 🍀 

Step 2: We'll work our magic and give your business a badass makeover. 🍀 


The BrandQuest is the perfect solution to copycat-proof your brand - by bringing more of your personality + story into your business. You'll walk away with total clarity around:  


  • Who are your clients? What are their pain-points, fears and dreams?
  • What's the solution you're offering? How do your clients benefit? 
  • What do you love doing for clients?
  • What's your process?
  • How can you price your offerings to be more seductive for clients? 
  • What are your goals for your business? What do you want your days to look like? 


  • What's your story + brand personality? How does it make your clients feel?
  • How does your process work?
  • What makes you different & better than everyone else?
  • What values, vision & principles do you bring into your brand?
  • Which platform(s) make you come alive, when you're connecting with people? 
  • What's your unique point of view on your industry?

Step 3: Walk away ready to kick your competitor's bootay. 🙅🏼 🙅🏼

Step 3: Walk away ready to kick your competitor's bootay. 🙅🏼 🙅🏼


This package includes:

  • The Quest: 3 hour branding intensive (via Zoom).
  • The Brief: 8-page brief outlining -
    • key takeaways from our session,
    • main messages that sizzle and pop for your industry,
    • tone + voice + copy ideas for your badass brand.
  • Lifetime access to the video recording of our session + your new-found badass brand.

USD 1497*

*This cost is applied to all BadassWebsite™ packages moving forward. 

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Your WTFs? and HTFs? - Answered

+ When do I have to make my payment? Do you have payment plans?

Great question! All payments need to be made up-front, right after you book a time to speak to us! We don't offer payment plans for the BrandQuest just yet.

+ How quickly can I speak with you?

You can check our availability + book a call here.

+ What exactly happens during our session?

The BrandQuest is the love-child of an interview + a strategic consultation. We'll walk you through our signature process and brainstorm ideas for your brand message, offerings + positioning, ideal clients and process. By the end of our session - you'll have total clarity on the values + strategy that will drive your business forward, help you raise your rates + dominate your market like a badass boss.

All you need to do is show up and talk to us. (No long-ass questionnaires to fill - yeayy!)

+ Why are you more expensive than other copywriters?

The short answer: "If you think hiring a professional is expensive, try hiring an amateur."

The long answer: Most copywriters don't think strategically about their clients' brands + how they can dominate in their industry, raise their rates and create a wildly profitable business.

Heck - most copywriters don't even have a brand themselves! How can they possibly help you create a brand strategy that converts?

We're not in the business of putting words on your website - we're in the business of making YOU a shit-ton of money. Every dollar you invest with us is an investment in a glorious, cash-pumpin' future for your business. And you can get it done - in one afternoon!

+ What if I want to upgrade to a BadassWebsite package?

Absolutely - we'd love to have you. We'll recommend the best package for you during our session - you can just top-up the balance - we'll get started as soon as our availability allows us.

+ I'm loving this - how do I book you?

Click that juicy-ass, blue button below to get started.