Package 1 :: The BrandQuest
Find your edge in a 3-hour sprint.
Want to create an irreverent stance? Inspire a revolution in your industry? Be edgier than Lady Gaga's fingernails? You got it.
Start with the BrandQuest to define a brand + message that flaunts your expertise and grabs eyeballs like a hot-pink pineapple in a sea of lemons. We'll ensure your clients see your badassery in a clear, memorable + supremely seductive way.
The result? You stop being invisible. You get seen (and paid) like the expert you are. You create a mini-stampede of (lusty) clients rushing to work with you.
Package 2 :: The BadassWebsite
Your full website copy. Done from scratch. 1 week.
Ready to make more $$$ from your spankin'-new, badass style? (You betcha nana's dentures, you are!)
We help you craft insanely persuasive website copy to put your badassery to work - in 1 week flat. So you can stand out, raise your rates with pizzazz, and still have a paid-in-full waitlist - booked months in advance.
No more begging, follow-ups or hustling to close sales. Get your website to do all the selling for you.
Package 3 :: The Snowflake
Boredom-busting, cash-pumping copy - in under 1 week.
Want landing pages, about pages, ad copy, email campaigns or something else that need to sizzle and sell...like a lot? Get brag-worthy results with our custom copy packages - always delivered within a week. Hit that button, book a call and tell us what you need.
We know our sh*t. Here's proof. 👉
Explore samples from our indisputably #badass clients. Hit that button.
(You know you want to!)